Spam Haikus
While Mike and I were surfing blogs (dorky? yes, especially if you don't know the person...), I found a link to a spam haiku site. After reading the haikus and laughing out loud several times, Mike left me in dismay. I used the silence to write my own spam haiku:
Memories of Childhood
Spam fried in Crisco
Mayonaise as a garnish
Embraced by white bread
Here is the link so you can read some funny haikus, if you are so inclined. http://www.kbeamer.com/spam_haiku.html
If you feel up to it, please leave some haikus about spam or whatever your favorite childhood food was! (Okay, spam wasn't my favorite, but it was good!) A haiku is three umrhymed lines whose syllables count 5-7-5 (just in case you aren't an english nerd, like me!)
9 Comments:
Spam is disgusting
I can't believe you eat it
My husband likes it
Funny Amy C.!!!
The meat in blue can
If it is really from pork
What could light spam be?
I hope I counted my syllables correctly!
I don't eat fried Spam
In fact, I don't eat any Spam
That is what I say!
I did it! I understood what you were talking about. I kind of remembered it from when I was in the third grade. You are too funny.
great spam haikus!
SPAM stinks!
I am trying not to use the word sucks anymore at anytime so stinks will have to do. I even kind of feel bad for typing it. Amazing what having kids will do to ya. You don't feed that to your kids do you?
Since I have never eaten Spam I will write a Haiku based on my favorite childhood snacks. It's a wonder my heart didn't explode before 18.
Bowls of brown sugar
Tasty spoonfuls of butter
Mustard sandwiches
Wanna bring your kids over for snacktime?
I loved brown sugar, too. spoonfuls of it straight from the container!
Lisa, I haven't fed my kiddos spam yet, but soon! (just kidding. i haven't touched the stuff since I was a kid)
A pickle
Surrounded by mayonaise
Spread on bread with cheese
My favorite snack then and still is today. Gross, I know, to the average person, but not for a major pickle lover like myself. yummmmmy
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